Confused Prepster

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via na-t-ive)

asvprock:

My Anaconda don’t want to wake up at 6am for school.

(via lilly-and-the-vineyard)

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(Source: frankenpunk, via classy-kate)

If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree. Unknown   (via intheflowersss)

(Source: mainwriterbadnam, via mckenny10)

homeless-network:

this is my favourite picture ever
abbiesleonard:

Nautical on the Upper East Side